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[โ€“] [email protected] 30 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I mean... Sometimes I pass out right after jerking it ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ

[โ€“] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago (2 children)

ASMR meat slapping sounds.

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

Grapefruit technique, 10h

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

With silent relaxing music in the background.

[โ€“] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I fall asleep to horror stories

[โ€“] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago (2 children)

People that need sound to fall asleep scare me, so imagine me in the opposite corner.

[โ€“] ralakus 7 points 11 months ago

Tinnitus is a pathway to many sleep requirements some consider to be unnatural

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)

One of the rare things my wife and I weren't fully compatible on, she's like you and needs full silence/darkness to sleep whereas I need something that pulls my mind away from the existential dread to fall asleep. I now use earbuds...

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Same here, my partner used earbuds and I earplugs. :D

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I use SleepPhones. Much nicer than earbuds because they're flat in a headband. Earbuds either fall out overnight or leave me with soreness in the morning.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I'll check them out! My buds definitely fall off during the night and I don't usually have soreness (because they fall out) but sometimes I'll wake up all tangled in the cables lol.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Definitely go for the Bluetooth ones. They've got a new wireless charging model as well but I haven't tried that out yet.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I just read a book and decide that that's it I'll go to sleep and close my eyes.

[โ€“] BugleFingers 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I've never understood the reading to fall asleep, that shit WIRES me up. It will keep me up and reading till it's done, 13hrs straight to injest the book. More often than not I lose sleep because of reading when I start/finish a book

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Hah I guess it doesn't have the same effect on me. I focus on it which makes me lose track of everything else, which makes it easier to go to sleep

[โ€“] CADmonkey 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Before or after you drop a book on your face?

For me it's usually "after".

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

I read (and sleep) on my side. I prop up the Kindle with a pillow and have it tilted something like 35ยฐ so it's more comfortable. So far it's the best setup I've had.

[โ€“] Stamets 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I did for a while as part of a D/S relationship once

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (5 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 37 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Nintendo chat that got discontinued because creeps

[โ€“] ObviouslyNotBanana 18 points 11 months ago

Domino/Subscription

[โ€“] Ibaudia 10 points 11 months ago
[โ€“] Stamets 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I presumed, but wasn't sure.

I sometimes wonder how many people out there have kinks like this. Like you pass people on the street and wonder... what are their innermost weird kinky desires... IDK, why, but I often wonders this.

[โ€“] Stamets 4 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Enough. Trust me. There's a kink I'm specifically into where people have added a thing to their wardrobe to show they're into this kink. Not something accidentally attributed to something else either. I've had a bunch of people notice it in my wardrobe and I've noticed it in others. Incredibly common when I never would have thought so.

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[โ€“] ieightpi 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Wait how is nobody talking about this stock photo making no sense? Like what does the rabbit and bucket even fucking mean? And how do you apply that to a meme?

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

The bucket usually has nothing to do with the meme (in most I've seen). Though you can add text to mean something.

[โ€“] Shellbeach 3 points 11 months ago

I mean ... like that?

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

People who fall asleep to cozly tied up anime characters pictures ๐Ÿ‘ˆ

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

I once tried to fall asleep to erotica on the theory that I'd have erotic dreams instead of nightmares but I couldn't fall asleep so I listened to my sex playlist instead

[โ€“] Thcdenton 5 points 11 months ago

That's some Hunter S. Thompson level shit.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (3 children)
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