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submitted 10 months ago by Supervillain to c/[email protected]

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[–] PineRune 39 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Well, it is shaped like one...

[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The state... If you're dumb like me and didn't get it.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I heard you get it frequently.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

The penis? I get the penis frequently?

I wish, but it's been a long time.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

it was a long, hard competition, but our boy penis stuck it out and finished first

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Is it really first if there is only one finisher?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago

"And in OUR state, penises are not for PUSSIES"

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Shame, I was rooting for butthole

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

It has lots of dicks indeed

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Take that, you woke-fascists. /s