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submitted 11 months ago by Supervillain to c/[email protected]

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[–] PineRune 39 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Well, it is shaped like one...

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The state... If you're dumb like me and didn't get it.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I heard you get it frequently.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

The penis? I get the penis frequently?

I wish, but it's been a long time.