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[–] FilthyShrooms 30 points 10 months ago

I'll always be there when my bro needs a hand.... er.... head

[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Homies help homies. Always.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Adventure Time, only on Cartoon Network.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)
  • Bro, close your eyes and open your mouth. Now tell me what do you taste.

  • Bro, I taste the world.

  • Bro, what??

  • Bro, you are my world.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Wish I had friends to suck

[–] TAYRN 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Aggravationstation 7 points 10 months ago

And me, your third friend. Ready to make a BJ pyramid, as all friends do?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Sorry for breaking it to you, but it seems you are heading into a relationship.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

it's spiderman and his friend

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

A webmate if you will.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

It’s quite simple in concept, really. So how come when I bring it up, I’m “immature” and “weird”?

[–] EvilEyedPanda 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Discovery of the wheel was just a 69 accidentally going down the hill ...