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[–] AllonzeeLV 64 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

You know what? Santos was pretty funny and was representative of the absurdity of our failing systems and the gullibility of the American people.

Also, I love the palpable irony of a member of Congress being expelled by other members of Congress for dishonesty and misrepresenting themselves.

Fuck it, him and pizza. He might have a few more laughs at his expense to give.

Also, I'm guessing McConnell didn't make the list because he's technically undead at this point.

[–] NocturnalMorning 19 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (4 children)

No, Mitch McConnell is a turtle, we've been over this a number of times. Theylive to be like a 150 years old. But he might have another 100 years depending on the kind of turtle he is.

[–] AllonzeeLV 22 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I've never thought that was fair to turtles.

They might be cold blooded, but they aren't that cold blooded.

[–] slingstone 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Until now, I liked turtles. Now, I'm not so sure.

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[–] [email protected] 60 points 10 months ago (13 children)

If I'm being honest with myself, as much as I hate myself for saying it, it really depends on how "grateful" Boebert would be...

God I'm a terrible person.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 10 months ago

You can fix her

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Then you start thinking, if I also save trump, am I more likely to receive a handjob in a theatre?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

yes, just ask trump to give you a handjob duh

[–] atomicorange 7 points 10 months ago

If you’ve got a pussy he gives those out for free. Whether you want them or not.

[–] DoomBot5 12 points 10 months ago

Don't think it would take as much as a fire. Just take her to the movies.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

When you're like "It must be an act, she can't be that crazy, right?" So you do it and then you realize that yeah, she's that crazy....

(But you still go back!)

[–] Snapz 8 points 10 months ago

She's going to shoot you in the dick and then tell all the country's untreated mentally ill that you're a pedophile.

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 10 months ago (8 children)

I've been vegan for almost six years and I would still go for the beef tacos and pepperoni pizza. A week of explosive diarrhea is still better than the alternatives.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago

The pizza and tacos will fuck you up but at least you'll enjoy them

[–] samus12345 16 points 10 months ago (3 children)

You don't have to eat them, just save them from the fire.

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[–] sploosh 47 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I'd rescue pizza and tacos. If I could rescue three I would rescue pizza twice.

[–] Wogi 14 points 10 months ago

If I could only save 9 things I would have so many tacos and pizzas

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 10 months ago

Sorry, pizza and tacos, but I have to stay on guard to make sure the others don't escape.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 10 months ago

Of course you save the pizza and tacos. The others can save themselves by pulling themselves out by the bootstraps.

[–] Thteven 27 points 10 months ago

I'd skip the saving and just spend my time kicking Trump in the balls.

[–] DarkDecay 27 points 10 months ago

Lol even if I could save all of them I'd still only take the pizza and tacos

[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Can I move Trump closer to the flames?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Only if you sacrifice both the pizza and the tacos.

[–] HappycamperNZ 6 points 10 months ago

We can make another

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'd sacrifice both food items to make sure the other fuckers die in the fire.

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[–] Sami_Uso 19 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Anyone that isn't saving George Santos clearly doesn't find joy in life. That guy is unintentionally hilarious and it's easily the funniest story that we really didn't give enough credit to. I mean, for the memes alone I'm going Santos and Tacos

[–] NegativeInf 27 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Let's please not laugh Santos into the Whitehouse.

[–] Sami_Uso 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)

At this point, I'm crossing my fingers for it. Santos coming out of nowhere to take the GOP nomination away from Trump would honestly be the best timeline. Somehow even with zero verifiable credentials I think we might be better off lmao

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[–] MimicJar 16 points 10 months ago

#3, the tacos and #9, the pizza.

#8 is actually Santos and he tried to fool me.

[–] NewAgeOldPerson 15 points 10 months ago

O I would rescue two humans. No one knows I have them after right? RIGHT??

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Those look like Pizza Hut and Taco Bell. Assuming that, I would still save the pizza and tacos.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

8 and 9.

I can listen to Santos weave tall tales about his life as I eat my pizza.

[–] donescobar 6 points 10 months ago (5 children)

His days in Seal team 6 were pretty interesting

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[–] PeterPoopshit 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Which do I love more: America, or having a mob boss owe me a favor?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I don’t see anyone up there that would honor a favor.

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[–] JayleneSlide 8 points 10 months ago

Seriously, I'd pick any two of 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 7, or 9. Only so that I could have the satisfaction of running them back into the burning building.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

The taco's and pizza never hurt anyone, or lied...I think the choice is clear.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

7 and 8, I don’t care how crazy she is

[–] Theprogressivist 13 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (9 children)

Your standards are absurdly low.

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[–] recapitated 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Now let's do "Fuck, Marry, Kill" with the same group!

Edit: https://lemmy.world/post/10589759

[–] TheGiantKorean 7 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Wait, before I decide - how hot is the cheese on the pizza?

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[–] harry_balzac 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm saving the pizza and Bobo the Clown. Imma turn her into a TikTok thot and make bank off incels.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I didn't know they gave Andrew Tate his internet access back.. 🤢

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[–] ChicoSuave 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Why save anyone? I don't want to be the next Henry Tandey.

[–] Xbeam 11 points 10 months ago (2 children)

That's why you take the free food. Pizza and tacos for the rest of us.

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