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[–] AllonzeeLV 64 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

You know what? Santos was pretty funny and was representative of the absurdity of our failing systems and the gullibility of the American people.

Also, I love the palpable irony of a member of Congress being expelled by other members of Congress for dishonesty and misrepresenting themselves.

Fuck it, him and pizza. He might have a few more laughs at his expense to give.

Also, I'm guessing McConnell didn't make the list because he's technically undead at this point.

[–] NocturnalMorning 19 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

No, Mitch McConnell is a turtle, we've been over this a number of times. Theylive to be like a 150 years old. But he might have another 100 years depending on the kind of turtle he is.

[–] AllonzeeLV 22 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I've never thought that was fair to turtles.

They might be cold blooded, but they aren't that cold blooded.

[–] slingstone 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Until now, I liked turtles. Now, I'm not so sure.

[–] Mercury 2 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Aren’t tortoises the ones that can live that long?

[–] NocturnalMorning 4 points 10 months ago

Maybe, I'm not a McConnellologist, so I can't really say for sure.