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submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by cheese_greater to c/asklemmy
 

If you swallow appleseed(s)

Smoke some cigarettes. The smoke will suffocate the bacteria

—Mac

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[–] Inucune 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If you cut the ground prong off and flip the plug upside down, it runs backwards.

[–] cheese_greater 2 points 11 months ago

Skillz that killz ☠️

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"Your ____ hurts? Stub your toe then you won't notice it as much."

[–] cheese_greater 2 points 11 months ago

This has the same cadence as my appleseeds one 🙃

[–] Spider89 6 points 11 months ago

No cop, no stop.

[–] Lifecoach5000 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Snorting nose drugs are good for your sinuses

[–] cheese_greater 5 points 11 months ago

Luv me some nose clams

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Actually I've had a bad case of covid for like 4 days now and haven't been able to breathe out of my nose. While not technically nose drugs, I took one of my wife's Adderall and like magic I'm breathing through my nose again. Still feel terrible and can't sleep now but I'm no longer a mouth breather. I couldn't sleep last night because my mouth would dry out every 5 minutes so bad I'd have to take a drink of water every few minutes then pee.

[–] cheese_greater 1 points 11 months ago

Amphetamine used to be used exactly for this, its why Sudafed or gtfo when it comes to blocked nose

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

The Toronto horse cops carried around trading cards for their horses as a part of a PR campaign. Ask a cop for one!

Just another way for you to be disappointed by the police. Can't even do PR right.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

don’t trust anyone whose food come from box

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