You’re prostituting yourself for cheeseburgers again, aren’t you?
this post was submitted on 08 Jan 2024
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Man's gotta eat
Randy, why don’t you go and eat a cheeseburger you basketball eating, walrus ass motherfucker.
I'm off the cheeseburgers J-ROC
Mafks with guts like that ain’t OFF tha cheeseburgers. Mafks with guts like that are definitely ON tha cheeseburgers
Randy is 36 months pregnant and does not have room for another burrito.
That is a donair you half nut lost eyed whiskey on the rocks dim-lit.
I'm sorry, you don't know what you're missing out on, you don't know how painful your life truly is. You'l never know the delight of our halifax donairs sauce, gods cum
You'll never know the pleasure of real pepperoni. You'll never feel the shame of eating an entire medium garlic finger, nor the glory in it. You'll never either hate with a passion or love like your firstborn the chicken bone candy. The greatest of greasy ass and unhealthy foods will never be available to you. You know not what you miss.
Isn't a donair(Döner) in pita bread and if it's in lavash bread it's called kebab roll(Dürüm)? Not a native speaker/american so idk and am genuently interested. :)
That's correct, and in nova scotia canada where the show this image is from was filmed it's very, very popular. This is due to Turkish immigration. We have made some changes though, and these don't exist elsewhere. Specifically the donair sauce a sweet garlic sauce we put onto the donair.
Here in nova scotia every nearly every pizza shop has donair available too. It was a shock to me when I visited Maine not to see it
Colloquially however in nova scotia both döner and kebab rolls are referred to as donair. This isn't true in america however or most of canada
Frig off, Ricky!
Randy: I don't want a pharmaceutical boner, I want a boner made from love
I hope that's his name
He also goes by Randingo
Or Bobanders
But mostly Randers
His full name is "Randy Bobandy"
Sob. Those of us shaped like pears (or walrus asses) are crying right now. Luckily I'm making a run to Wendy's today for cheeseburgers so - I'll soon be fortifying my marine-creature-sized ass which more empty caloric goodness.
Representation matters
I could represent a large walking avocado if the need should arise. Or maybe the "before" picture in a weight loss ad.
Jared Genesis lookin ass!
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