You drink the potion, and now your desire to fuck the fire elemental is gone. You have successfully resisted its sexual wiles.
this post was submitted on 08 Jan 2024
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Chugs potion BEGONE THOT
tHOT
87% damage is still crispy.
everyone feel a bit of pain in their first time
You probably gonna need better fire resistance than that. Duration is negotiable.
You don't seem to be taking the warmth into account. Both values are negotiable
Does 87% of literal fire qualify as warmth?
Depends on the fire, and your stats
Where is she from?
Interspecies reviewers anime 
Not yet, but I will soon
60 seconds.
Choose Breton for 25% magic resistance, or Dunmer for 50% fire resistance. Get the Magic Resistance Alteration perk at 3rd level for another 30%. Get the Lord Stone and the Agent of Mara perk by doing the quest in Riften. That gets you to the 85% magic resistance cap. Good luck fucking atronachs.
Alternatively, you can get over 100% spell absorption with the Atronach stone and perk, and wearing Miraak's armor. Or be extra sneaky and take the Necromage Restoration perk and becoming a vampire, thus making those effects 25% stronger. Note that having 100% spell absorption means you can't cast beneficial spell effects on yourself or summon atronachs which defeats the point
Fussy
But what will I do for the remaining 58 seconds?
Undercook minute rice
There are SO MANY women (and men) (and elves) (and orcs) to bone in skyrim, why choose fire?!
This is a huge money saver. I've had to replace so many microwaves after melting a flashlight in them. They can only get so hot.
username checked out... 🤪
Char broiled hotdog
I’m hearing you, but where would you even stick it? There’s no hole
You just gotta move those crispy panties aside...