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[–] Lawyerator 99 points 10 months ago (1 children)

On the plus side, if the Foot Clan attacks, you'll have easy access to allies.

[–] [email protected] 70 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It is also a reasonable explanation for any disappearing pizza.

[–] ASeriesOfPoorChoices 45 points 10 months ago (1 children)

* stares intently at username, but says nothing *

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Like my username implies I am definitely not responsible for breaking into this persons home and stealing 3-4 pizzas last week.

[–] CIA_chatbot 15 points 10 months ago (2 children)

We’ve been watching this guy and we agree he is telling the truth.

[–] CertifiedBlackGuy 8 points 10 months ago

You've said to much. A team has been dispatched to your location.

The NAACP has eyes and ears everywhere. Do not resist.

Or do, make my day.

[–] Viking_Hippie 7 points 10 months ago

They can't steer a long boat or play a sitar for shit, though..

[–] [email protected] 75 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] doubletandard -2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

this is literally a shit hole

[–] LufyCZ 24 points 10 months ago

that's the joke

[–] mvirts 55 points 10 months ago (3 children)

No city name on the lid? Maybe this is the best crawlspace access ever?

[–] CADmonkey 40 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I used to have to poke around in manholes. Not all of them have the name of the city on them, and not all of them go to a sewer. Some of them have cables in them.

The one pictured does look like a municipal manhole cover instead of one belonging to AT&T or another communications company, just because of the design on it.

[–] banneryear1868 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That was one thing I could never do when I was an "urban explorer" (fancy term for trespassing in to municipal water infrastructure), manholes always freaked me out so much my friends couldn't even peer pressure me.

[–] CADmonkey 3 points 10 months ago

That's for the best. You can 100% fall over dead before you know what's happening in an unventilated manhole.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

I was under the impression that the grates which don't have a city name are older from a time before people realized that they can be stolen and sold for the value of the scrap metal.

Then municipalities started to stamp their name on it and metal recyclers couldn't take them anymore unless you took it to a shady recycler so the value dropped.

No idea how true that is though.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

If you are a Turtle that practices martial arts

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 6 points 10 months ago

I seem to remember this being a Reddit post some years ago actually. Don't know much more than that.

[–] dasgoat 54 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Imagine this shit coming up when the streets outside flood or something

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 17 points 10 months ago
[–] jaybone 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Pretty sure this does not meet code.

[–] dasgoat 5 points 10 months ago

Doesn't matter, they'll sublet it to some poor student and call it 'close to the city centre' because the king''s shit floats through those pipes.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Easy alternative if the shitter is clogged. Rent +$700

[–] turmacar 7 points 10 months ago

"Backup squat toilet"

[–] Glitch777 32 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Bro lives under the secret base of the teenage mutant ninja turtles

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

He comes from a land down under.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Mostly plunder but sometimes chunder.

[–] Viking_Hippie 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The more you travel, the more you realize we're all alike!

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 5 points 10 months ago

Damn that's deep

[–] Jimmyeatsausage 28 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

If the house is old enough, it might be an old coal ~~shoot~~ chute for a boiler in the basement. Lived in an old farmhouse for a bit that had one of these

[–] timt 18 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] SonnyVabitch 6 points 10 months ago

From French chute, fall, see also parachute, "protect against falling".

[–] Jimmyeatsausage 5 points 10 months ago

Thank you... I knew it wasn't "shoot" but no other spelling looked right

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago

It’ll be easy for the robbers to get into the house.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

well, at least you can easily... dispose of... say... unusual waste

[–] LazaroFilm 9 points 10 months ago

You need turtles and pizza

[–] RIP_Cheems 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Oh, you found the rat pit, put that trap door back, put it, PUT IT BACK MOTHERFUCKER.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 4 points 10 months ago

Nah that's free calories ain't no way

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Why does the design on it look like something from an ancient civilization?

[–] afraid_of_zombies 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Sounds about right. Pieces of garbage would charge us by weight if they could.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

we can't? /s