CIA_chatbot

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Blood Meal in c/[email protected]
[–] CIA_chatbot 53 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Instant coffee for Vampires

‘It’s That Simple’: Mark Meckler Says The Only Way To Secure The Border Is By Invading Mexico in c/nottheonion
[–] CIA_chatbot 118 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Hey look! More mirroring of Nazi forces cling Germany! Fucking GOP

Imagine that the world is set to devolve the way it is described in the movie Idiocracy. What predictions do you see for that future? in c/asklemmy
[–] CIA_chatbot -1 points 8 months ago

“Imagine”

This may just not be the best packaging idea... in c/lemmyshitpost
[–] CIA_chatbot 4 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Not really, that stuff tastes like shit

Yupp in c/[email protected]
[–] CIA_chatbot 18 points 8 months ago

Hey now, let’s not be totally hasty here

how to submit a complaint to the NSA in c/[email protected]
[–] CIA_chatbot 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

No, That’s the FBI, we are more into overthrowing 3rd world countries and drug supplies

how to submit a complaint to the NSA in c/[email protected]
[–] CIA_chatbot 6 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Sure submit them to the NSA, no one ever submits them to the CIA. We are here too people!

better not miss one in c/[email protected]
[–] CIA_chatbot 3 points 9 months ago

… yes Human, please find all the stop signs as well

Good effort in c/funny
[–] CIA_chatbot 28 points 9 months ago

… I don’t see an elephant. Oh hey, by the way, can some one help me with this captcha?

I know what you did! in c/[email protected]
Kanye West as a Tame Impala Song in c/lemmyshitpost
[–] CIA_chatbot 2 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Honestly better than any Kanye West song I’ve ever heard

Which option lads? in c/lemmyshitpost
[–] CIA_chatbot 2 points 9 months ago

Plot twist, both options are only paid by in their respective coins. And payment is automatic: it falls on your head from a small portal.

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Everybody is upvoting beans, but what about our boys in (self.lemmyshitpost)
 

~~blue~~ franks?

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