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Thin Bean Line

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[–] DamnedWizard 21 points 1 year ago

#backthebean

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I pledge my allegiance to the baked beans, a harmonious blend of flavors united in a dish that warms the soul. With tender texture and tantalizing taste, they stand as a beacon of culinary delight. As I gather around the table with family and friends, the baked beans serve as a faithful companion, enriching our meals with their savory presence. Rooted in tradition and celebrated in diversity, they symbolize the shared love for food that transcends boundaries. With gratitude, I honor the labor and craftsmanship that elevates ordinary beans into extraordinary creations. Baked beans, a testament to unity and nourishment, forever hold a special place in our hearts and on our plates.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The LIBERALS want to REMOVE "Under Beans" from our PLEDGE. Those ASSHOLES are all going to get BAD GAS when the GREAT BEAN punishes them for their lack of FAITH.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I'm not crying you're crying 😭😭

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago
[–] teft 11 points 1 year ago

The thin bean line just got a whole lot thicker.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

E pluribus bean

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I back the bean

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

To serve and injest

[–] nBodyProblem 4 points 1 year ago

This sort of post would be well loved over in /c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] liondynamic 3 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

The only thing separating this country from chaos in the streets are the elite men and women of our fiber forces.

[–] DrSleepless 4 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I support the thin bean line.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

The only acceptable usage of "The Thin Blue Line" is the UK comedy series of the same name...

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Thin_Blue_Line_(British_TV_series)

[–] Bushwhack 3 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

As a non America, are there a lot of different colors representing different things?

I’ve only heard of the blue one but I’m not an American. Has anyone made a rainbow of all the lines yet? I don’t know if that is technically defacing. I’m not trying to be anti anything. =)

[–] liondynamic 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There's only one that matters TBH

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

How do i upvote more than once?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Kbin has "Boost" which counts as extra 2 upvotes, as far as I know. It is not on Lemmy, however.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

the secret ingredient is crime

[–] Hildegarde 1 points 1 year ago

Make a second account.

[–] nBodyProblem 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yes to both questions.

The “rainbow” American flag is sometimes seen in the traditionally gay communities in large cities and I’m totally here for it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Finally. An edit of the United States flag I can get behind.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

All cops are beans

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Typical american arrogance, trying to claim beans.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"Hooray for beans, the musical fruit!
The more you eat, the more you toot.
The more you toot, the better you feel.
So let's have beans for every meal!"
- Grace Canfield

Source: http://61.91.60.42/Personal/more_quotes.php

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

The thin brown line

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Representing the Fraternal Order of Beans

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