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Beans? (self.lemmyshitpost)
submitted 2 years ago by RampageDon to c/lemmyshitpost
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[–] NeverDaunted 59 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I believe this is the post that opened Pandora’s bean can:

https://sh.itjust.works/post/715364

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

man, we urgently need a way to link to a post on another instance without leaving your own instance

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago
[–] NippleFarts 7 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Where can I find the lack of poop post?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago
[–] envious92 24 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I missed this meme and now I don't know where to look to catch up

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

This post started the meme earlier today

https://sh.itjust.works/post/715364

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago
[–] NippleFarts 2 points 2 years ago
[–] _CottonCandyUnicorn_ 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Witnessing a historic event for Lemmy. Never forget where you were today.

[–] NippleFarts 9 points 2 years ago
[–] danc4498 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

The answer is, no, they are not a good food to eat if you want too avoid pooping for 3 days. It's about the worst thing you can choose for that.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Dude, we only just finally got off the no poop thing. Let it die quietly...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Then you're gonna wanna skip the beans.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

you never ask why the beans poop 3 days after midnight

[–] Ddhuud 7 points 2 years ago

Bean there, done that.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

We’re going to eat a ton of beans and then go sit in Twitter’s offices. Thanks for the gig, Google!

[–] bingbong 6 points 2 years ago

I remember beans

[–] lunarshot 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

BEANS BEANS! THEY ARE GOOD FOR YOUR HEART

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

THE MORE YOU EAT THE MORE YOU FART

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Got so many baked beans they thinking we British

[–] NippleFarts 1 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

You've been bean'd

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago
[–] Jackolantern 3 points 2 years ago

I knew it! That post will be one of those that will be talked about years from now. Like the amputating and eating their own leg post in Reddit

[–] _CottonCandyUnicorn_ 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Witnessing a historic event for Lemmy. Never forget where you were today.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Where were you when the world stopped turning that July day?

[–] ProximaChad 3 points 2 years ago

Lemmy went B*itish 🤮

[–] desorientado 2 points 2 years ago

this remember me of tidal pod memes vibes

[–] DigitalTraveler42 1 points 2 years ago

Who got the glow stix and lollypops?

Also, Where the raves at?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I hate beans so much I'm not even gonna try.

I'll be over here hoarding gasmasks like it's 2020.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Firefox doesn’t know how to open this address

Firefox will never let me down.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Its a spotify link. Firefox wont open if the user is a poor

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