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[–] [email protected] 108 points 6 months ago (3 children)

How should I know that you're supposed to slowly pull out anal beads? I started up my girlfriend like a chain saw the other day.

[–] BreadOven 67 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Did you put your foot up for leverage? Or is that just for lawnmowers?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] BreadOven 10 points 6 months ago

Now you know for next time.

[–] SidewaysHighways 19 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Man, this is part of culture or of child lore or something.

Timeless

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] SidewaysHighways 13 points 6 months ago

No worse than Marilyn Manson removing a rib to autofellate

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago

I would think it's fairly obvious to pull things from a butthole slowly lest you end up with a mess on your hands.