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The year is 4562 AD, an archeologist finds a treasure trove of discarded hard drives. Takes them to their lab, through decades of research they have relearned methods on how to access and read the information stored in these ancient magnetic tablets. Through his biologically integrated holographic neural graphic user interface the archeologist reads:
"You have lost The Game"
The archeologist grabs the pile of hard drives, dumps them in a barrel of hydrofluoric acid. As they contemplate the solution bubbling before them they pick up a gun and say "nobody will lose the game again" and shoot themselves in the head.