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I'm straight but I want to know if this will actually make me gay? And if so... Will I be given access to Henry Cavill?
hacking is the ritual that turns people gay and/or trans :3 no word on henry cavill access
Hrm. Knee high socks do look pretty comfy....
Those would certainly make you even more edible 😘
We're working on the Cavill Clones as I type.
We understand that everyone wants to have their own, but this takes time. We've only just finished our last trip ~~rummaging through his trash~~ collecting key DNA samples.
We expect to begin our live trials early next year, with our first complete Henry Vatfills reaching the early adopters Q1 2026, if all goes to plan.
All of our excited customers can sign up for our newsletter down below, and if you're a burgeoning revolutionary government, we can work out a deal on gross shipments.
And then you go pick yours up and it turns out he's still loyal to his partner.
I don't think so, I was AroAce before I modded my systems and I'm still AroAce afterwards.
Maybe it just rolls the dice on anything other then straight?
You were already perfect.