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[–] FuglyDuck 67 points 8 months ago (4 children)

wasn't there some sort of weird Q-Anon conspiracies surrounding the eclipse?

[–] [email protected] 64 points 8 months ago (1 children)

wasn't there some sort of weird Q-Anon conspiracies surrounding {Insert literally anything here}

Yes.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

What were they? (About the eclipse.)

[–] Jakdracula 17 points 8 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 8 months ago (4 children)

a real opportunity for smugglers and cartels and migrants to come right in.”

Sigh

[–] Jimmyeatsausage 21 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Ahh yes, under cover of shade

[–] ours 17 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Wide open for a handful of minutes.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

"While everyone is watching the sun, we'll crouch down and sneak right past them."

[–] mPony 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

evidently their political worldview was heavily influenced by classic vaudevillian antics and screwball cartoons

[–] FlyingSquid 2 points 8 months ago

And the idea that an eclipse is as dark as being in a cave without a flashlight.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 1 points 8 months ago

Once in a lifetime opportunity.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

As a GM I would give my players a bonus to stealth during a total eclipse if they wanted to sneak past some guards, so I think this is a very valid take. ;-)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

I mean, the guards would probably want to get a look at the eclipse! Haha

[–] nrezcm 5 points 8 months ago

Yeah I know right? Joe Biden should have done more to stop the eclipse!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

When else could the cartels cross the region under cover of darkness? It's not something that happens every night.

[–] FlyingSquid 4 points 8 months ago

Oh I so fucking called that when I found out that the path of totality went straight through Eagle Pass.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

I'm just assuming, probably correctly. I don't bother with that nonsense. But yes is a safe answer since everything's a freaking conspiracy with that bunch of nutjobs.

[–] FuglyDuck 6 points 8 months ago

Neither do I, I just saw a headline the other day.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

It was rapture when the path of this eclipse crossed the path of the eclipse two years ago. I think it was somewhere in Missouri/Iliinois. If you ascended, congrats. I get to go to work tomorrow.

[–] FuglyDuck 12 points 8 months ago (2 children)

nope. still here.

So. Did we finally get rid of the jackasses?

[–] GTKashi 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Safe to assume that if the rapture was real, most people thinking they were righteous enough to get raptured are most certainly missing their religion's arbitrary mark, so us decent, upstanding heathens would end up stuck with most of them here anyway.

[–] FuglyDuck 2 points 8 months ago

Oh well. It was a nice thought anyway.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I'm also still here, so...

Oh, you meant the other kind of jackass.

[–] FuglyDuck 4 points 8 months ago

well... I meant the religious fruitcake variety.

I assume if a rapture did happen... it'd be all over the news. and uh, celebrations.

[–] FlyingSquid 17 points 8 months ago

wasn’t there some sort of weird Q-Anon conspiracies surrounding ~~the eclipse~~ everything that ever happens?

The answer is yes.