Damn, I knew the moon was just a slice of cheese, but I didn't know that neutron stars were a dairy product, as well. The universe really hates lactose intolerant people.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Lactose fuels the universe.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It’s where the ‘lactic’ part of galactic comes from.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I'm galactose intolerant and I just eated 10 million stars and 10 quadrillion tons of space dust (my tummy hurts 🤧)

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago

Omg are you Sagittarius A* ?! Such an honor to meet you here!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

I got bloated now my tummy is defined with a Schwarzchild radius :(

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