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[–] Psythik 26 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

I did this once with Denny's. Woke her up with breakfast I "just made".

Almost got away with it too until she found the receipt. Learned that day to never commit a major crime and then attempt to cover my tracks cause I'll definitely get caught.

[–] doingless 25 points 9 months ago (2 children)

That's pretty rookie. Always destroy all evidence. It's like crime 101

[–] Psythik 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Well I have ADHD so I lost the receipt without realizing it, and then forgot that I didn't get rid of it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Relatable.

I also avoid lying because I'll forget the lies

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

I only lie if I can George Coztanza myself into believing it, so that it is no longer a lie.

[–] InternetCitizen2 9 points 9 months ago

Or don't create it. You don't need invoicing or books for an illegal business. Just have a rough idea of what your going to make and make sure you're close at the end of the month. Bookkeeping is just evidence for the prosecution. Its their job to figure out how long you've been in the game. The less they know the better your parole.