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submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

true.

alt text: "Off work late? Hungry, but don't want to cook? try taking a few hits of weed and then doing nothing. we can try eating again tomorrow. maybe."

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Last time I smoked while I was hungry I chased my cat around the house by walking with my hands out towards the cat like a toddler, until he got tired and flopped over

I then picked him up and proceeded to cook and eat with one hand while still holding the cat

[–] EdibleFriend 12 points 8 months ago (2 children)

One of my cats always beats up the other so sometimes I pick up the victim kitty and chase the asshole cat with her.

[–] Shaggy1050 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] EdibleFriend 4 points 8 months ago

Victim kitty is just resigned to this. Asshole kitty is full of terror.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Seems like law and order is running smoothly

I'm so glad I didn't get another cat, my cat turned out to be an asshole so I can't imagine what kind of mischief another cat would've brought

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)
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