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Is this real?
Yeah you can pay a little extra to get them cremated
I read that early on there was a bug and you could get them cremated without them being in an accident.
Ah yes, the orbital laser bug
Eww no I already tipped them 20%
Thanks for nearly waking my parents up with loud laughter
Why are they laughing in your parent's house?! That seems a little concerning.
Next time don't masturbate in their bed.
Nah. That account posts a lot of “app features” like this as a joke.
thank you. i really should have picked that up by the “send flowers” upsell. can you imagine? in a unlikely set of circumstances, the additional option to have said flowers delivered could trigger a rather unfortunate infinite loop.