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[–] BoringHusband 227 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I guess soon, when you break-up with someone, the state might charge you with killing the idea of the children you might have had.

[–] [email protected] 96 points 4 months ago (3 children)

10 more years and we are at "contraception is murder"

[–] FlyingSquid 52 points 4 months ago

10? Try 1 if Trump gets in.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 4 months ago (3 children)

🎶 every sperm is sacred, every sperm is good 🎶

[–] [email protected] 39 points 4 months ago

Can't wait to tell Republicans how many millions of babies I've eaten

[–] dustyData 11 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

You know how I can confidently say that anyone who is against the right to choose hates women?

Because doesn't matter how much they claim to love children, and how many shenanigans they pull like this one, I know for a fact that not a single one of them would ever in their whole life even entertain the idea of charging a man who masturbated with mass murder.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yeah but that man only releases HALF-babies by the millions. So that’s the loophole, right?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

I hate to break this to you but for some men in these states those sperms will only count as 3/10ths of a baby.

For those that can't do fractions: That's 1/2 of 3/5ths.

[–] bobzilla 4 points 4 months ago

So if I jerk off on the firehouse steps can I claim I'm just using the Safe Harbor law?

[–] billwashere 12 points 4 months ago

Or paying child support on every single embryo.