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STOP DOING ENGINEERING
STATIONS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GIVEN POWER
YEARS OF TOMFOOLERY yet NO REAL-STATION USE FOUND for CONTRAPTIONS and DOOHICKEYS
Wanted charged APCs anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "SOLARS"
"Yes, please give me a radioactive crystal. Put it in the space station" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged
LOOK at what Engineers have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the research and materials we give them (This is REAL ENGINEERING, done by REAL ENGINEERS): [3 images of electricity generating setups with question marks below them]
"Hello I would like [image of a singularity] please"
They have played us for absolute fools
Yes, stop doing engineering and do something actually valuable for the station! Like grow hydroponic weed, or leave vials of thermite everywhere, or beat the mime senseless...