We all know that the vision pro is a porn machine masquerading as a innovative product. That goes for all VR. The first youtuber to give headset reviews centered around their ability to immerse people into porn is going to be the first channel I didn't accidentally subscribe to.

[–] tourist 36 points 10 months ago (4 children)

The novelty of VR porn wears off pretty quick. Well, for me at least. Only used my Rift S for porn a handful of times over the years.

It's just a huge mission to set up. Cleanup is also an absolute chore. Avoiding getting jizz on one of the most expensive pieces of electronics you'll ever buy is stressful.

Then again, I do have a pretty low sex drive compared to most people thanks to antidepressants.

The point I'm trying to make is that seeing the life drain out of an NPC's eyes in Blades and Sorcery is a lot more satisfying than watching a poorly filmed 360° Elsa Jean video and accidentally sniping your pet cat with a custard missile from across the room.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

My friend, you must have one powerful stream

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Shane Dawson, is that you?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

with a custard missile from across the room.

If your water pressure is too high your faucet might have a hard water buildup

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This is a friendly reminder that condoms exist. Solves half of your problems lol

[–] tourist 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

You make a very good point.

I'll be in my lab.

edit: i fucking hate myself