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submitted 1 year ago by Maven to c/[email protected]

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I stop being funny immediately after we leave the dating app.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

L'esprit de l'escalier.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

No thanks but I don't drink

[–] SonnyVabitch 4 points 1 year ago

You shouldn't respond while driving home from work.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

wit of the staircase: repartee thought of only too late, on the way home

Only had to look it up because I always think of my repartees right on time.

And obviously we all know the definition of repartee:

conversation or speech characterized by quick, witty comments or replies

[–] ComradePorkRoll 3 points 1 year ago

We, we. I've dropped many an undergarment once I started speaking baguette.