They are losing their fucking minds.
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I think we've done it, we've finally hit "It's gay to have sex with a woman".
I think what they're saying is that having sex with a woman who is vastly more successful than you will ever be in six lifetimes, then that is gay.
Six is incredibly generous. I'd say closer to millions of lifetimes.
Nah. He's getting that sweet Hy-Vee money.
I think we reached that point a while ago.
The insanity of these statements has escalated pretty rapidly and honestly, none of it surprises me anymore. Everything you do is now gay.
I'm ok with it. If you want to think I'm gay because (insert literally anything here), then fine, I guess I'm gay. I'll go have gay sex with my very female (with female anatomy and two x chromosomes) wife, and live my happily gay life in peace, thanks.
Being gay, or being called gay, isn't an insult to me. Only juveniles would find it insulting. You know why? Because juveniles think that being different is bad. I grew up and realized that everyone is different and it's because of that difference that we, as a species, can survive. Our differences make us strong. So bluntly, call me weird, call me a freak, call me whatever the hell you want, because all you're saying is that I'm different, and different makes us stronger. I'm proud to be different than my neighbors and coworkers. I think differently than they do. I approach problems differently, I find solutions differently. That's a good thing.
I'm not always right, and I'm not always the most efficient, and that is because of the differences between me and others. I celebrate that difference and you should too.
Dude, phrasing…
Good point. I guess we're doing phrasing again?
It's okay as long as the balls don't touch
my balls constantly touch each other. Am I gay now?
Yup! Time to head on down to the Y.M.C.A.
Idk if you ever saw or remember The Sopranos. It started late 90s and one of the storylines was about one of the older guys liked going down on the woman he was seeing. Well word got out to the other guys that were part of the family and said it was gay to go down on a woman.
Me and my wife just busted out laughing. Like people really think this? The answer is yes. People think this and are idiots. Pleasing a woman in bed is gay apparently. The older guy ended up breaking up with the woman he liked because he was getting clowned on by the other members of the family.
Same crowd that thinks it's gay to clean your own ass after pooping (and therefore doesn't do it).
Touch your penis when you urinate? Believe it or not. Gay.
The Soprano logic, if I understood it ritght, was: if you do that to a woman, you probably would just as easy do that to a man.
But, then again, I'm not an extremely sexist sociopath as Tony was
It is if you're also a woman
Next make straight sex mean "straight up the butt"