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Rep. Paul Gosar blamed the drop in white recruits on the army’s supposed “woke Marxist ideologies.”

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[–] [email protected] 149 points 10 months ago (9 children)

What a great photo. It's like someone distilled bigotry into it's purest form and then fashioned a human from it.

[–] themeatbridge 64 points 10 months ago

He looks like an extra from Ozark, like he owns the car dealership that doesn't sell to minorities and he also has 20 kidnapped immigrants chained in his basement manufacturing heroin for him.

[–] Ep1cFac3pa1m 32 points 10 months ago (1 children)

He’s like a caricature of an inbred racist Appalachian hick, but real

[–] afraid_of_zombies 1 points 10 months ago

Hey! Not all of us Appalachian hicks are like that. Some of us clawed our way out and never ever visit their birthplace.

[–] Ersatz86 19 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Ol’ Sourpuss looks like he lost his job at the urinalysis lab for sampling the wares

[–] EdibleFriend 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

He looks like a henchman to a Disney villain.

[–] hydrospanner 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Not far off from the truth, although both Trump and DeSantis may not like the association with Disney, even if they're both villains who spend most of their time in Florida.

[–] EdibleFriend 5 points 10 months ago

I still can't believe DeSantis has me rooting for the evil mega corporation in a legal battle.

[–] slowwooderrunsdeep 14 points 10 months ago

He looks like he manages a very old but sprawling manor on an ocean view cliff, all alone, yet chooses to sleep in the pantry for unspecified reasons, and late at night he touches the suits of armor inappropriately.

[–] Carvex 8 points 10 months ago

He looks like he just realized he forgot to wipe.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

He looks like they programmed a robot to hate itself and everyone around it, then put it inside an ill-fitting skin suit.

[–] afraid_of_zombies 5 points 10 months ago

He looks like the bad guy of the evil corporation whose name you can't remember in a movie whose main plot involves a super cyberborg doing stuff. Just get that guy a large table for him to monologue at the head of to a bunch of other people who wear suits. Like flies to honey some weightlifter type will bust in heavily armed.

[–] EvilBit 7 points 10 months ago

He looks like if you put a $5000 Savile Row hand-tailored suit on him it would instantly grow two sizes too large and a racist Chick tract would appear in the pocket.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

He looks like a depressed human Dumbo. Dem ears!