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Far-Right Congressman Complains There Aren’t Enough White People Joining the Army (www.vice.com)

submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/nottheonion

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Rep. Paul Gosar blamed the drop in white recruits on the army’s supposed “woke Marxist ideologies.”

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

He looks like they programmed a robot to hate itself and everyone around it, then put it inside an ill-fitting skin suit.

[–] afraid_of_zombies 5 points 11 months ago

He looks like the bad guy of the evil corporation whose name you can't remember in a movie whose main plot involves a super cyberborg doing stuff. Just get that guy a large table for him to monologue at the head of to a bunch of other people who wear suits. Like flies to honey some weightlifter type will bust in heavily armed.