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[โ€“] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (7 children)

The shopping cart theory, as written here, starts as a litmus test for whether a person is capable of self governing and descends into two paths:

  1. If you do return the cart you are doing it out of the goodness of your heart and because it is correct; and
  2. If you don't you are no better than an animal, a savage, who does what is right only because there is a law in place or you are forced to.

Self-governance: Are you a good person or a monster? There is no middle ground.

[โ€“] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago (4 children)

WRONG there is a third option where i take the cart home and eat it with my teeth ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

[โ€“] licherally 4 points 1 year ago

Fourth option: I filled the cart with groceries, it is now my home.

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