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submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 8 months ago (3 children)

I have my emotions off for some time now, how do I turn them on again?

[–] [email protected] 39 points 8 months ago (2 children)

There's a spot inside ur butt that'll make you feel again. Get someone to press it and you'll feel all sorts of ways.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Note: This button may not be present in about half the population.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

While true, a finger up the butt still makes that other half feel things

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

There may also be a workaround, but it's more complicated.

[–] idunnololz 3 points 8 months ago

Press it yourself coward.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Have you tried developing severe bipolar disorder?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Tried that. Now numbness is interspersed with extreme recklessness

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Estrogen

[–] LemmyKnowsBest 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Am woman. Plucked a hair out of my chin yesterday and have no emotions. Am I doing this right?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

Simple: just take more estrogen