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[–] xantoxis 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

ok but that picture is clearly one 18" pizza vs two 18" pizzas that have been hit by a shrink ray, meaning the two on the right have twice as much nutrition as the one on the left.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Ah but it's mini-nutrition now, so you have to shrink yourself in order for your body to be able to process it

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 1 points 1 year ago

Your math is wrong.

Each calorie on the shrunken pizza is only a half-calorie now.