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[–] Transcendant 53 points 1 year ago (9 children)

My first thought after laughing at this was... "wtf even IS myyrh, anyway?"

a fragrant gum resin obtained from certain trees and used

Cheap fucking bastard gave the baby Jesus chewing gum.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The German word sounds similar to a German word for carrot so as a child I thought that's what he got

[–] Transcendant 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Bet you were wondering wtf was so wise about that wise man.

"I bring you Frankincense!"

"I bring you gold!"

"I bring you carrots, herp derp"

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