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[–] [email protected] 98 points 1 year ago (5 children)

would it be awkward to point out that this wouldn't work

soak it, maybe, but microwaving it will just burn it. like an egg white.

TMYK

[–] Geek_King 63 points 1 year ago

In a world constructed of lies, here you are on lemmy spreading truths. Thank you for your service.

[–] TheBat 34 points 1 year ago

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[–] BloodSlut 18 points 1 year ago

hmmm, like a tea bag

[–] plague_sapiens 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Imagine the smell of a burned wool sock and vaporized cum ...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And... How did you come to this conclusion?!

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When splooge dries it's lost it's water content (that do be what drying is) leaving behind the protein and such

Adding heat energy to something without a liquid component will only create liquid once it's hot enough to melt, it won't magically re-add the missing hydration

If she'd added a little bit of water to the sock, wrung it out, THEN microwaved it, shed be closer to what she's after

Basic science, really

[–] Riccosuave 21 points 1 year ago

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