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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Ding ding ding!

“Download the Smart Fridge app to utilize our Open Door Alert service.”

App Store: Data linked to you - ALL

Why keep the milk fresh when you can stick a tracker up the cows ass for a huge profit?

[–] xX_fnord_Xx 4 points 1 year ago

To be fair, the last time I shoved a sensor up a cows ass my gains were minimal.