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[–] Nice_Melt_Pleb 21 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I'm just trying to figure out how to maintain my current diet and fuck myself every day without making a mess of all of my toys

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

the answer is douching and psylium husks :3

[–] Zehzin 1 points 1 year ago

Do you eat the psylium or shove it up your butt

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh god yes please, if you find out tell me, it takes so long to clean every time

[–] Nice_Melt_Pleb 4 points 1 year ago

Right? It shouldn't be this difficult

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Bottom pro tip: eat half a block of cheese before having sex. Out of sight, out of mind