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[โ€“] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Just open your mouth and throat wide, and pour the coffee in so it never touches your teeth.

Or take it the same way I do: Rectally.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I get my rectal absorbtion when the coffee is making its way out...usually only about 15 minutes after the oral imbibation.