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How about an adolescent kangaroo?

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

What's just a little smaller than a goose? I do know my limitations.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

That seems manageable. Geese resort to fowl play.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As a man who has witnessed Duck Raping Season, best avoided.

[–] MrFlamey 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I hope you were merely a witness and not a participant

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

What happens during Duck Raping Season stays in Duck Raping Season.

[–] MajorHavoc 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I would seriously consider some of the larger animals discussed here, if necessary, in self defense.

But not a goose. A goose comes at me, and I'm going to flee. Those suckers mean business.

[–] waterbogan 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I took on a goose once, actually picked the thing up and threw it, so..... would that be called winning?

[–] MajorHavoc 1 points 1 year ago

If you were not hospitalized, it goes in the W column.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Absolutely. Survival is a win when it comes to geese.