this post was submitted on 13 Sep 2023
324 points (99.4% liked)

196

16359 readers
2203 users here now

Be sure to follow the rule before you head out.

Rule: You must post before you leave.

^other^ ^rules^

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Surgically attaches vibrating dildo.

I am machine.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

They call me Robocock.

[–] Viking_Hippie 2 points 1 year ago

You are become Cock, destroyer of teeth.