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You're not going to believe this, but I was getting out of shower, slipped, and fell, and all of that stuff went right up my ass. I swear it was just a freak accident. Could have happened to anyone.
There's probably at least one person who genuinely slipped and fell and got something stuck in their butt, and I feel very sorry for them. It sucks when you're telling the truth but everybody thinks you're lying.
"I fell on it"
"I fell on it"
"I fell on it"
"I was bored"