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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


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Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

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-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

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Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

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-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

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-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

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[–] oneshibbyguy 63 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Porn is going to bring people by the droves, trust me

[–] SMITHandWESSON 30 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Lol, I'm pretty sure porn drives almost every new innovation in entertainment technology.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

There are only two reasons something is successful. 1: It can be used for military things, 2: It can be used for porn.

[–] SocialMediaRefugee 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

First thing Cro-Magnon man did was make a carving of a nude chick

[–] mojofrododojo 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And sculpting for 35,000 years, they may even predate cro-magnons! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus_figurine

[–] Agent641 6 points 1 year ago

"Ogg call this style 'bbw'. Ogg like fat woman, can survive many winter. When Ogg dongdong cold, ogg stick between giant boobies. When ogg ears cold, ogg put head between giant thighs. Ogg think life pretty sweet."

[–] MotoAsh 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm going to go out on a limb and say I bet even monkeys rub one out to an extra curvy piece of wood from time to time. Especially the ones that have mating seasons.

How much more annoying would humans be if there was an annual "horny teenager" time? Spring break would be something else.

[–] SocialMediaRefugee 1 points 1 year ago

Based on my experiences at zoos I'd say you are probably correct.

[–] paraphrand -2 points 1 year ago
[–] new_acct_who_dis 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Look. Asking for an old, scared-of-clicking-on-the-wrong-thing-when-trying-to-just-have-a-quick-dj-diddles-moment friend.

How y'all finding porn on here? I'm still just looking at front page. No idea how to look anything up on purpose.

Or so my friend tells me.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Mostly on the lemmynsfw.com instance

[–] x4740N 3 points 1 year ago

Which I've had to block so any communities from because this is my main account

[–] SocialMediaRefugee 4 points 1 year ago

Power to the penis...I mean people!