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[–] discordatia 10 points 1 year ago

When my son was just a couple months old I was still suffering pretty heavily from sleep deprivation. I don't think that really passed until he was a year or so old. Here's some fun ones:

  • accidentally put his diaper on backwards a handful of times.. Which always led to pee everywhere, or worse.
  • dumped a couple scoops of baby formula into my coffee instead of sugar, a few times
  • caught a diaper blowout of baby poo with my bare hands because I couldn't react fast enough to grab a baby wipe instead (in my defense, I had just laundered the bed but he was sitting on it with me and my immediate thought was just "OH god not again")