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[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

Surrounded by a golden aura ☑️

Constantly changing form ☑️

Blinds you if you look right at it ☑️

Radiates warmth ☑️

The sun is an angel confirmed

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I'm not. The Sun isn't real, it's just something The Church made up to control the sheeple.

[–] damnthefilibuster 9 points 1 year ago

So… the Sun is just a cold orb that reflects the Moon’s light?

[–] moog 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] themeatbridge 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

But, if there's no sun, how do we know when it's time to wake up?

I do believe that's checkers, mate.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

We know because of our alarm clocks, duh!

[–] themeatbridge 4 points 1 year ago

Trading one god-master for another, man.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Roosters. Birds are the only real things.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

A lot of religions were based around/heavily features the sun, makes sense.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Not really. Worshipping the sun actually kinda makes sense

[–] JehovasThickness 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Floats in the silent empty void ☑️

Angrily lashes out with tentacles of destruction ☑️

Surrounded by its dead children ☑️

Imprints itself into your vision when looked at ☑️

Prolonged exposure causes cancerous growths ☑️

Was here long before we came to be and will be here long after we're gone ☑️

The sun is an eldritch horror confirmed

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hail to the Sun God!
We know he's a fun god!
Ra! Ra! Ra!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Ra, Ra, Ra! Sis boom bah! Paddy wagon, paddy wagon, Ra, Ra, Ra!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Gives life to all earthly beings ☑️

Exists long before and long after us ☑️

Reigns in planet from the abyss ☑️

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Seems time to start praying to Ra.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 4 points 1 year ago

Yeah but how many eyes does it have