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[–] SpaceNoodle 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The salad bars had kale

For decoration

Because it tastes like shit and the only possible purpose it could serve is as a prop

[–] edg 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I would eat it because I liked the taste. My mom thought it was inedible.

[–] SpaceNoodle 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] edg 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

If you got to know me you would be even more disgusted.

[–] SpaceNoodle 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] edg 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I'm just a terrible person, nothing fancy.

[–] SpaceNoodle 2 points 6 days ago

Well I've already got terrible person at home

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm sure some would find it useful as a delivery method for ranch dressing.

[–] SpaceNoodle 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why bother when I can just squeeze the bottle directly into my mouth?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I mean, if you want to do that at the salad bar I'm not gonna stop you but others might not be as forgiving.

Proper decorum would require ladling it into a pitcher for the whole table then drinking it from red plastic cups.

[–] SpaceNoodle 3 points 1 week ago