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[–] TwoBeeSan 83 points 4 days ago (4 children)

I think the receptionist is interested but I'm not gonna hit on her at work like a skeevy fuck.

Seeing someone get hit on is like watching someone take their dick out in public.

[–] InternetCitizen2 34 points 4 days ago

A very mature take on the matter.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

I wish i had a good solution for this.
Maybe write your number on the receipt?

[–] idunnololz 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Yeah but you can just ask them oot right?

[–] TwoBeeSan 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Her friends are wingmanning it. Setting up a group outing with some other work people.

More than likely my asexual oddities. Always felt like it was gross and invasive when she's trying to do her job.

We will see. 🤷‍♂️

[–] idunnololz 5 points 4 days ago