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[โ€“] agent_nycto 64 points 5 days ago (6 children)

"Medieval armies didn't use crossbows when attacking castles."

My hand immediately shot up. "What are you talking about? Of course they did."

My elderly history teacher replied "no, they didn't."

Me "Why do you think that?"

Her "because crossbows fire in a straight line so they would just shoot over the castle."

I looked at my classmates, hoping they would see how insane this is. They were looking at me like I grew a second head.

Me "that's not true. At all."

Her, getting slightly annoyed, "how do you know?"

Me "well for one, I've fired a crossbow, I know how they work. For two, they had GRAVITY BACK THEN, the bolt comes back down!"

Her, and some of the class "ooooh!"

...

Her "well anyway...." And continues the lesson.

This was a college class.

[โ€“] [email protected] 17 points 5 days ago

"I think you'll find that crossbows are a hitscan weapon ๐Ÿ˜"

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Did she think the arrow would just... fly in space for all eternity and never come down or something?

[โ€“] agent_nycto 8 points 4 days ago

Yes, apparently.

[โ€“] TempermentalAnomaly 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'm reading this and think, "Oh man... I wish I had shot a cross bow in 4th grade."

This was a college class.

Ugh. Wait! Do 4th graders go to college.... No. No they don't.

[โ€“] agent_nycto 5 points 4 days ago

Well, I grew up doing medieval reenactment so my crossbow experience was from about the 4th grade, so there's that.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

Lmao I guess nobody uses guns to take a fortress either.

[โ€“] shalafi 3 points 4 days ago

LOL, show her 300.

"We will fight in the shade!"

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

They at least sound chiller than the people in the other examples.

[โ€“] agent_nycto 2 points 4 days ago

I think it was the senility and the tenure