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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Are you farming the cockroaches for protein/milking them or something? I can't fathom any other reason why anyone would want cockroaches other that these weird cases I read about on some science magazine.

Edit: just remembered they can be used as food for pets.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 week ago (4 children)

People get lonely at home alone

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

That's why I always carry my tapeworm with me wherever I go!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

extreme loneliness meet cockroaches? Hmmm... Make it set in Cthulhu mythos, sprinkle some kafka metamorphosis and you got yourself a nice PS1 styled indie horror game.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You can have fun with your 500 closest friends

[–] MutilationWave 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

If you've got 500 you'll have 5000 in a week if they're the bad kind.

[–] MothmanDelorian 13 points 1 week ago

I bred them when I had lizards

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Your edit is correct. Food for the lizards.

Dang, y'all really jump to the worst options first. 😕

[–] hoch 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's too late, I've already added the tag "cockroach milker" next to your username

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Yeah, you'd like that, wouldn't you?