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Billionaire Anti-Aging Zealot Shares Data on Son’s Erections (www.thedailybeast.com)

submitted 2 days ago by MolecularCactus1324 to c/nottheonion

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why? Its just going to show that I wake up with an erection 100% of the time. What's there to chart?

[–] MutilationWave 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Eventually that may change. Perhaps you start a new medication that changes your body or hormones. You could use this app to give accurate info to your doctor.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

That's valid, thanks