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[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's actually fucking ridiculous. But I guess if you're willing to put your asshole and face together on the Internet, you're probably not to concerned about these extra steps.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (5 children)

You miss the point.

What if you want to have a Facebook with the name "Joe Smith" and an OnlyFans with the name "Queen Georgina"? Even if your OnlyFans shows your face - which isn't a requirement by the way - it's not your real name. And you may not want to put your face or your real name on your Facebook at all, and keep the two completely separate.

OnlyFans basically destroy the separation between your accounts and links both with your real identity, your real government-issued ID number or SSN. And they collaborate very closely with Facebook in case you didn't know. I know that because I asked them.

As for asshole pictures, as far as I know, asshole recognition technology isn't as developed as facial recognition technology yet.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 1 points 12 hours ago

wait really? put me back in the fuck no camp then

[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass 40 points 1 day ago (3 children)

"As for asshole pictures, as far as I know, asshole recognition technology isn't as developed as facial recognition technology yet."

Fecal recognition technology.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

They're developing a toilet that can recognize people based on unique asshole prints and track, analyze, and store data on your waste on the cloud. It's a privacy nightmare I didn't think I needed to worry about. https://futurism.com/neoscope/scientists-toilet-identifies-butthole

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nope, this isn't real, I'm high as balls and back a decade ago when AdultSwim did the SmartPipe joke informercial, I'm just hallucinacting being in 2025.

Yep.

Just really high right now, certainly not living in the pedophile toilet future timeline.

[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass 2 points 1 day ago

I immediately was like "smart pipe!" No fuckin' way.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

We must install live stream cameras in all our toilets, for the sake of national security

  • someone Senior at DHS, probably
[–] HeyJoe -1 points 1 day ago

It may save lives one day.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

What point do you think that I am missing? I was making a half-joke saying that people on Onlyfans probably aren't super into privacy measures.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Facebook doesn't allow you to not show your face