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If i was stuck in a room with Gollum, Sauron and Tate with a gun and two bullets, I'd shoot Tate twice.
What if there were also a bear?
I would try to pet it.
They're cuddly!
Would you take a selfie with it?
Unleash the bear on Tate
The bear deserves better food
The bear can just use him as a chew toy.
And then shoot him.
Hope the two bullets in Tate give it lead poisoning.
Wise, Sauron is an unkillable evil unless you destroy the one ring, and if you tried to shoot Gollum, you'd almost certainly miss.
Are we sure this isnt a fae type situation with Sauron? Like its said you can only kill a fae with pure or true iron but I have found that they are rather susceptible to being hit by a 2001 Honda Civic.
I'd shoot myself and then Tate
Just kidding, I'm not suicidal
Well, Sauron can't be killed by a gunshot anyway, he's a very powerful maiar and Gollum might not be too bad if you don't have the ring, so probably the right choice.