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[–] Mickey7 3 points 3 days ago (5 children)

I sit here shaking my head trying to figure out why anyone would use a microwave to heat pee

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

For a drug test. If it’s cold, they know it’s not yours.

[–] Mickey7 0 points 3 days ago

Thank you for your comment. That would explain it

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

Drug tests. A lot of cups have a temperature sensor to foil would be fakers bringing someone else's pee with them.

[–] brap 9 points 3 days ago (2 children)

It just doesn't taste the same when it's cold.

[–] FelixCress 1 points 3 days ago

Did you try to drink it straight from the source?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Well how do you heat your pee, Mr Fancypants?

[–] Num10ck 3 points 3 days ago

used to just keep it tucked in your armpit for body heat back in the day.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

my guess is something to do with drug testing, though what exactly I'm not sure